No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
She announced her abortion via fbk
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
He felt like a one man threesome
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
