For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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