yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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