The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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