'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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