so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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