fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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