I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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