i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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