Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
