he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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