she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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