But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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