Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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