Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
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Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
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We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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