i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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