Someone shit on the floor
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Randomize
