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they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
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Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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