Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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