you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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