I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
