You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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