For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Randomize
