Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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