I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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