Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
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I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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