dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
vagina is talking i cant
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
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Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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