Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
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She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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