I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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