Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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