so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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