That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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