she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
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We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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