Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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