we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
