Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
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I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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