I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
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I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
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I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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