Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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