She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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