I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I deserve this hangover.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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