After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
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If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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