i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
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want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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