There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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