you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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