I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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