TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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