The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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