She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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