I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I need to stop coming to work sober
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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