are you still at the devil's house?
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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