So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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