And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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