The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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