i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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