i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
My feet surprised me
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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