it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
jump out the window naked night went bad
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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