obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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